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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

(via condom)

zaynmalif:

what an icon

(via pagingme)

”Plaza says her dream is to do a real ­middle-of-the-road romantic comedy, ­specifically one with Ryan Gosling, who once approached her in a juice bar to tell her he loves Parks and ­Recreation. “I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate—sorry, I’m pitching a movie to you.” She’s not sorry. She keeps pitching. “And there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face … with my dick.’” She’s cracking up. “Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.” — NEW YORK MAGAZINE

(Source: lenalightening, via setherlymeyers)

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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(via setherlymeyers)

therunwaygirl:

t1mel3ss:

Lord and Yeezus

Omg

(via xpurely)

(Source: azzpuzzy, via unfollovving)

shawnpau:

she’s getting stronger

(Source: jaidefinichon, via mildlyraven)

gaga-made-me-gay:

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

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yes

(via zackisontumblr)

dissipate-in-a-violent-place:

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

*packs my bags*

(Source: understandingghosts, via greetings)